You know you have a food issue if......

.....your kid catches you going through his candy bowl
.....you "create" bag fries from the most recent McDonalds trip
.....you consume more Goldfish than your child does and they end up on the weekly grocery list
.....you silently hope your child gets "full" (so you can finish it) when you let him have your "vice" foods: fruit snacks, MCD's, aforementioned Goldfish, peanut butter, cookies, candy, juice, pizza, bread, tater tots, birthday cake, ice cream, chicken nuggets...............oh wait, are you still here?

Yeah. I need control.